Her crown is made of grudges that should’ve been let go years ago but never were. Every petal is tied to some argument she’s been holding onto, just waiting for the perfect moment to bring it back up.
Like, “Remember when you said I’d never be taken seriously? And now you’re the one making unboxing videos for air fryers.”
Or, “It’s funny you said I settled, because your wedding had a cash bar and a Sam’s Club sheet cake.”
The pearls are just old grievances she’s polished over time, saving them for things like family reunions or random lunches. She looks calm on the outside, but it’s the kind of calm where you know she’s about to take over the conversation and somehow everyone will leave wondering how things got so out of hand so fast.
Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas
Painting Size: 36" x 54"
Every original painting comes with:
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A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.
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Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.
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The certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.
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The back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.
- The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.
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