{"product_id":"a-poorly-researched-autobiography","title":"\"A Poorly Researched Autobiography\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's not what she'd call outgoing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe just talks to everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is apparently a distinction I don't know about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe met someone at a party and within five minutes she's asking why they don't speak to their dad anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTen minutes later she's asking whether they've considered forgiving him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe’s heard one side of a twenty year estrangement and decided what’s been missing is her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFifteen minutes later she's calling the dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter all of this, she turns to me and says she's actually pretty reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe means it, she means it in the same way you say you're a vegetarian because you only eat meat socially.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee, the brain is a fantastic little propaganda machine that doesn't report what happened, just what happened to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI guess we're all self-portraits painted by the person with the least objective view.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Oil Painting On Linen Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePainting Size: 36\" x 48\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003eEvery original painting comes with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"191\"\u003eA Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"303\"\u003eHoused in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"404\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"406\"\u003eThe certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"538\"\u003eThe back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003eThe certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eShipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MEFREEK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67906605809818,"sku":null,"price":15200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/2499\/8042\/files\/A_Poorly_Researched_Autobiography_-_Seth_Jennemann_-_Painting_1.jpg?v=1792426219","url":"https:\/\/mefreek.com\/products\/a-poorly-researched-autobiography","provider":"MEFREEK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}