"A Smile That Came With Strings Attached"

Her crown blooms with grudges that could have died gracefully but didn’t. Each petal carries the weight of arguments she’s been saving for just the right moment:

“Remember when you said I’d never be taken seriously, and now you’re the one making unboxing videos for air fryers?”

“Funny how you said I settled, but your wedding had a cash bar and Sam’s Club sheet cake.”

The pearls are relics of grievances polished to perfection over time, ready to shine at a family reunion or a casual lunch. Her serene face has the deceptive calm of someone about to hijack the conversation and leave everyone trying to figure out how things escalated so quickly.

Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 54" 

Every original painting comes with:

• A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.

• Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.

• The certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.

• The back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.

• The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.

Shipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.