{"product_id":"i-was-just-the-frame","title":"\"I Was Just The Frame\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElias Voss, a security engineer, posed as an artist and submitted a taxidermied floral buffalo to MoMA’s Softness \u0026amp; Subversion exhibit. Inside the buffalo he’d hollowed out space for five priceless paintings and built in a jammer to loop the cameras from 2:28 AM to 3:13 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 2:28 AM, Elias emerged from a bathroom, unseen and calm. He knew the halls like muscle memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne Monet. One Pollock. One Warhol. One van Gogh. One Picasso.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll hidden in the buffalo’s belly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy morning, he was gone, blending into the crowd as MoMA opened for the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour weeks later, the buffalo arrived at his remote farmhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe opened the buffalo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmpty. No paintings. Just a thumbdrive with full video of the heist and a note:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Thank you for your performance.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Oil Painting On Linen Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePainting Size: 36\" x 48\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003eEvery original painting comes with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"191\"\u003eA Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"303\"\u003eHoused in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"404\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"406\"\u003eThe certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"538\"\u003eThe back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003eThe certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eShipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MEFREEK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47708523135130,"sku":null,"price":12800.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/2499\/8042\/files\/IWasJustTheFrame-Painting1.jpg?v=1775496720","url":"https:\/\/mefreek.com\/products\/i-was-just-the-frame","provider":"MEFREEK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}