{"product_id":"intentional-but-not-on-purpose","title":"\"Intentional But Not On Purpose\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA guy who bought a painting of mine similar to this one invited me to his house to see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe lived in a brutalist home. When he answered the door, he was unironically wearing a kimono. He told me he was in his “minotaur phase,\" he then offered me celery and asked if I “identified with boundaries.” I said yes. He looked disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe temperature was exactly 58°F. He said it was to preserve thought density. I asked why there are no mirrors in the house he said because they reflect a version of himself he does not understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe living area had no chairs. Just concrete platforms with stacks of user manuals from obsolete Soviet electronics. There were no doors in the house. Only what he called thresholds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA single spotlight illuminated a bowl of ash labeled my father’s silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the end of an absurdly long hallway, 87 feet by my count, there was one painting. Mine. It faced you the entire walk. He said it anchors the tone of the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNext to the painting was a glass elevator. He said it leads to the vibration room. I asked how deep it went. He said, \"That depends on your resistance.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore I left, he made me watch a 47 minute video of fog moving across a salt flat. When it ended, he turned to me and said,\u003cbr\u003e\"This is what I meant by tone.\" I left.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Oil Painting On Linen Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePainting Size: 36\" x 48\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"187\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eEvery original painting comes with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"300\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"300\"\u003eA Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"403\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eHoused in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eThe certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eThe back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eThe certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eShipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MEFREEK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47708815589530,"sku":null,"price":12800.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/2499\/8042\/files\/IntentionalButNotOnPurpose-Painting1.jpg?v=1775504409","url":"https:\/\/mefreek.com\/products\/intentional-but-not-on-purpose","provider":"MEFREEK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}