"It Tastes Like A Compliment If You're Starving"

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This is a voicemail from my grandma about this painting.


“Hello, it’s me, Grandma. Your mom sent me a photo of that picture you made, that new one, the pink balls with all the little doo-dads sticking out. Just lovely. Very modern. Grandpa said it looked like loofahs, but he’s just being silly.

Anyway, I showed it to the ladies at bridge and Judy thought it was a painting for breast cancer awareness. You remember Judy she’s the one who wears the wig and has the daughter I don't care for.

I printed it out and put it on the fridge. We’re all so proud of you following your little art dreams. I told my podiatrist about you. He said his niece does ceramics. I wonder if you know her?

One suggestion, maybe next time add a nice bird? I feel like it would really cheer it up. You know, something people want to look at in a room. But what do I know!

Alright, I have to go. The news is about to come on and I can’t figure out the remote since your uncle “fixed” it. Okay bye bye now."



Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 54" 

Every original painting comes with:

  • A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.

  • Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.

  • The certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.

  • The back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.

  • The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.



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