{"product_id":"it-tastes-like-a-compliment-if-youre-starving","title":"\"It Tastes Like A Compliment If You're Starving\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a voicemail from my grandma about this painting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Hello, it’s me, Grandma. Your mom sent me a photo of that picture you made, that new one, the pink balls with all the little doo-dads sticking out. Just lovely. Very modern. Grandpa said it looked like loofahs, but he’s just being silly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyway, I showed it to the ladies at bridge and Judy thought it was a painting for breast cancer awareness. You remember Judy she’s the one who wears the wig and has the daughter I don't care for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI printed it out and put it on the fridge. We’re all so proud of you following your little art dreams. I told my podiatrist about you. He said his niece does ceramics. I wonder if you know her?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne suggestion, maybe next time add a nice bird? I feel like it would really cheer it up. You know, something people want to look at in a room. But what do I know!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlright, I have to go. The news is about to come on and I can’t figure out the remote since your uncle “fixed” it. Okay bye bye now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Oil Painting On Linen Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePainting Size: 36\" x 54\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"148\"\u003eEvery original painting comes with:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"191\"\u003eA Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"403\" data-start=\"303\"\u003eHoused in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"404\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"406\"\u003eThe certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"538\"\u003eThe back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"689\" data-start=\"536\"\u003eThe certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eShipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MEFREEK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47708583854234,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/2499\/8042\/files\/ItTastesLikeAComplimentIfYou_reStarving-Painting1.jpg?v=1775498260","url":"https:\/\/mefreek.com\/products\/it-tastes-like-a-compliment-if-youre-starving","provider":"MEFREEK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}