"Rooms Full Of Empty People"

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She owns a desert retreat, a place where visitors simulate fulfillment but leave emptier than they arrived. The waiting list is long, but that’s the point. It makes people think it’s worth something.

The whole retreat is a study in curated minimalism that somehow costs more than maximalism. Each room has rough linen sheets, a single ceramic mug handmade by an artist who only makes ten a year, and a mindfulness book placed just casually enough to look unplanned. It is the kind of place where people "disconnect" by documenting everything.

Guests come hoping to touch something real but settle for something rehearsed. They breathe deeply through guided meditations, journal their borrowed epiphanies, and pretend that sound baths and herbal teas can flush out a personality. They engage in performative spirituality, moving through the motions of healing without ever having to show up.




Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 48" 

Every original painting comes with:

  • A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.

  • Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.

  • The certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.

  • The back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.

  • The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.



Shipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.

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