"The Milk Tastes Funny When You’re On The Carton"

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She grew up thinking everything was normal. No pictures before age three? Fine. A girl who looked exactly like her on a 1993 milk carton? Who cares. And the reoccurring dream about a Kmart parking lot? Who wasn’t kidnapped in the '90s.

But what made her really question everything? Discovering her boyfriend had listened to "Drops of Jupiter" 87 times in one year, something inside her died. She can't look him in the eyes anymore, the secondhand embarrassment is too much.


Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 48" 

Every original painting comes with:

  • A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.

  • Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.

  • The certificate number matches the number hand written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.

  • The back of each painting is hand written by Seth with the title, date, medium, certificate number, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.

  • The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.



Shipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.

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