"Unholy Choirs And Unwanted Updates"

She’s not meditating; she’s rebooting. Full system shutdown, fans whirring, brain purging every useless update it’s inadvertently downloaded. Self-appointed shamans peddling “sacred” ayahuasca retreats for $10,000 a pop, think pieces about why water is racist, gurus selling "grind culture," some bro explaining why fasting makes you immortal, a trending video of someone eating drywall, an unsolicited dick pic from some guy saying he's "not like other men." She’s frozen in place, eyes shut, letting the noise bleed out like static from a dying radio. The feathers in her braids are signal boosters, fine-tuned to pick up the faint hum of clarity in a universe that’s been running on bad code for years. She’s not finding peace; she’s defragging her soul.



Original Oil Painting On Linen Canvas

Painting Size: 36" x 48"

Every original painting comes with:

• A Certificate of Authenticity, printed on heavyweight stock with a gold seal and individually numbered.

• Housed in a bi-fold poly leather folder, stamped in gold foil with Seth Jennemann’s signature.

• The certificate number matches the number hand-written by Seth on the back of the painting, ensuring absolute authenticity.

• The back of each painting is also hand-inscribed by Seth Jennemann with the title, date, medium, his signature, and a unique story about the piece.

• The certificate pictured is just an example. Yours will be uniquely titled and numbered to match your vastly superior painting.

Shipping is included. All artwork is passionately packaged with the utmost love and care.